If you save yourself for marriage, you're a bore
You don't save yourself for marriage, you're a horrible person
If you won't have a drink, then you're a prude
But they'll call you a drunk as soon you down the first one

If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat
But if you lose too much, then you're on crack
You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't
So you might as well just do whatever you want
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So, make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into
When the straightened arrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't
Just follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow wherever it points

If you don't go to church, you'll go to hell
If you're the first one on the front row, you're a self-righteous son-of-a
Can't win for losing, you'll just disappoint 'em
Just cause you can't beat 'em, don't mean you should join 'em

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So, make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into
When the straightened arrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't
Just follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow wherever it points
Say what you think. Love who you love
Cause you just get so many trips round the sun
Yeah, you only, only live once

So, make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's what you're into
When the straightened arrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, I would
And follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow wherever it points